No Amenities Means Time for the Beach

Today, a number of crucial amenities in my office building disappeared for the afternoon: water was cut due to a main break nearby, causing anticipated pee-pee dance pandemonium to abound, while the air conditioning mysteriously and abruptly ceased working, with no explanation from the building manager. At times such as these, running away to splay in the waves at the beach seems like the only viable option for maintaining my lonely shreds of sanity.

(image taken from EHB)